HOUSE RULES
Look, we're not your mom, but here's some stuff we gotta say so nobody gets hurt or wrecks the place.
1. No Spiked Shoes
No spiked shoes—those little daggers can mess up the sim floor, and then we cry real tears and have to send you a bill. Nobody wants that.
2. Clean Shoes & Clubs
If you just stomped through a swamp or dug your 7-iron out of your car trunk from 2006, give it a wipe. We have a club and shoe cleaner setup for your convenience!
3. Adult Supervision Required for Minors
We’re all about family fun, so if you're under 18, please have an adult with you. It’s just easier (and usually way more fun) that way.
4. Be Aware of Your Surroundings
You’re swinging metal sticks at bouncy balls in an enclosed space—Eyes up, folks.
5. Show Up Early, Wrap Up On Time
Arriving a bit early = more swings. Hanging around after your time = someone else loses swings. It’s a rhythm thing. Help us keep the beat.
6. Respect the Equipment, the Space, and Each Other
Treat our simulators like you’d treat your own gear (or better). That goes for fellow guests and staff too—we’re all here to have a good time!
7. One Golfer in the Hitting Zone at a Time
Please don’t tag-team the ball. One person swings while the rest of you pretend to be caddies or roast each other from the side.
8. Don’t Swing Clubs Outside the Hitting Zone
We don’t need Happy Gilmore tryouts in the hallway. Keep it in the box, Tiger.
9. Food & Drinks Stay Off the Turf
We love snacks, but the turf and electronics do not. Keep all food and drinks at the tables please.
10. Simulators Are Not Punching Bags
We get it—bad shots happen. But take a deep breath and channel that energy into your next swing, not into the screen